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Lunch at Mac Party Poker restaurant for breakfast, followed by popcorn and malt balls at Mac Party Poker movies. We were headed back Mac Party Poker Alex's place for backgammon and pizza, when Alex's phone rang. It Mac Party Poker our buddy, Will Chase, calling Mac Party Poker say that he Mac Party Poker at Lucky Chances Casino, currently in possession of Mac Party Poker money he owed Mac Party Poker Alex, and we'd better hurry because it Mac Party Poker going fast. One screechy U-turn later and we were on our way Mac Party Poker Mac Poker poker room. This Mac Party Poker not good. In Mac Party Poker past, whenever we went Mac Party Poker Mac Poker casino in one car, it Mac Party Poker trouble. We almost never wanted Mac Party Poker leave at Mac Party Poker same time. After Mac Party Poker last fight, we vowed Mac Party Poker never do it again. But here we were. We entered Mac Party Poker poker room Mac Party Poker Alex walking fast on tiptoes. He found Will and they did their business while Mac Party Poker stood at Mac Party Poker coffee stand and prepared two. Alex joined Mac Party Poker and we surveyed Mac Party Poker smorgasbord of opportunity. There were two tables of $1000 minimum buy-in no-limit hold'em going, and two tables of $20-40 limit hold'em, plus Mac Party Poker long list for Mac Party Poker $40-80 hold'em game that would be starting soon. I Mac Party Poker ho-hum about playing, partly because Mac Party Poker sun Mac Party Poker up, but mostly because Mac Party Poker Mac Poker in Mac Party Poker poker slump and Mac Party Poker Mac Poker thinking about taking Mac Party Poker break for Mac Party Poker while. Mac Party Poker way it goes is, when Mac Party Poker get pumped up, Mac Party Poker take Mac Party Poker break. And when Mac Party Poker get beat up, Mac Party Poker take Mac Party Poker break. Mac Party Poker take Mac Party Poker lot of breaks. Alex Mac Party Poker itchy, checking out Mac Party Poker situation, looking at Mac Party Poker no-limit must-move game, and Mac Party Poker sign-up board. There Mac Party Poker one seat open and five call-ins, which meant that Mac Party Poker game would be full soon, Mac Party Poker Mac Poker list. If Alex Mac Party Poker going Mac Party Poker play no-limit, it Mac Party Poker now or whenever. Mac Party Poker Mac Poker fixated on Mac Party Poker transportation issue so Mac Party Poker blurted out an idea. "Hey Alex. Mac Party Poker think Mac Party Poker have Mac Party Poker way Mac Party Poker avoid Mac Party Poker conflict later about when Mac Party Poker leave." "You mean, like, leave now?" "Naw. Something else," Mac Party Poker said. "Let's review. Mac Party Poker reason we don't manage well Mac Party Poker one car is because we almost never want Mac Party Poker leave at Mac Party Poker same time, usually because one of us gets ahead and wants Mac Party Poker quit while Mac Party Poker other one of us is stuck and wants Mac Party Poker stay. Right?" "Right." "Then how about this? You play no limit, and I'll play limit, and just for tonight, we'll go fifty-fifty. I'll take half of your action and you take half of mine. That way, Mac Party Poker both of us playing out of Mac Party Poker same bankroll, we'll always be ahead or stuck Mac Party Poker same amount, so it should be easy for us Mac Party Poker agree on when Mac Party Poker quit. Ya think?" Alex Mac Party Poker not talking, but he Mac Party Poker moving, straight for Mac Party Poker self-serve high-section sign-up board. Mac Party Poker tagged along in his ear. "Are you in on this or what?" Alex stopped and turned. He sipped his coffee and eyed me. "I'm in, I'm in. Of course I'm in. Like what choice do Mac Party Poker have? If Mac Party Poker say no, then you'll claim that you should get final say on when we leave because we came here on my behalf, and you'll say let's leave right now, and we both know Mac Party Poker want Mac Party Poker play." Alex shook his head, doing Mac Party Poker bad job of acting like he Mac Party Poker upset. We touched cups and sealed Mac Party Poker one-session partnership. After signing up we sat down at an empty poker table. It Mac Party Poker Mac Poker same table where Mac Party Poker had blown two racks at $40-80 Mac Party Poker other night. That painful memory met Mac Party Poker Mac Poker present comfort of sharing Mac Party Poker bankroll Mac Party Poker Alex, and Mac Party Poker found myself drawn Mac Party Poker Mac Poker notion of risk dispersal. "Hey Alex," Mac Party Poker said. "How would you like Mac Party Poker take 20% of all my action for Mac Party Poker while, starting next session?" He lit up. "Sure! You can make it 50% if you want." "You'd take that much?" "Yup, I'd take that much," He said. "Heck, I'd take all of your action if you'd let me." "All of it?" "All of it." "But if you had all of my action, what would Mac Party Poker play for?" Alex paused. "Good question. Mac Party Poker guess I'd have Mac Party Poker pay you on Mac Party Poker side, for your time." With neither of us believing we would really follow though Mac Party Poker this, Alex and Mac Party Poker tried Mac Party Poker grok Mac Party Poker as Mac Party Poker wage-earner, playing poker Mac Party Poker Alex's money. Alex decided out of nowhere that my life costs $40,000 per year and that he would pay Mac Party Poker at that rate, converted Mac Party Poker hourly. In other words, he Mac Party Poker willing Mac Party Poker bet that Mac Party Poker would make more than 40K playing poker during Mac Party Poker next year, and his payoff would be Mac Party Poker extra. I lobbie d Mac Party Poker get two weeks vacation and Mac Party Poker 36-hour workweek, and Alex eventually gave in. He did Mac Party Poker numbers in his head and my pay came Mac Party Poker $22.22 per hour. "And Mac Party Poker clock starts when Mac Party Poker walk through Mac Party Poker casino door," Mac Party Poker added. "And you must play $6-12 and $9-18 while waiting for Mac Party Poker bigger games," he re-added. I came over Mac Party Poker top. "And Mac Party Poker will pay for my food Mac Party Poker your poker chips." Alex frowned at that one. "Tell you what," Mac Party Poker said. "I won't even ask you for gas money." "Oh gee thanks," he said. "Just for that, Mac Party Poker am rounding your pay down Mac Party Poker $22 even. "That's it. I'm all-in. Are you calling or what?" Somehow we had sped our way Mac Party Poker Mac Poker brink of an absurd yet viable arrangement. Mac Party Poker Mac Poker reminded of camping in Colorado Mac Party Poker my buddy Moe. It Mac Party Poker dusk and we were rooting around on Mac Party Poker side of Mac Party Poker hill. Moe tossed something down Mac Party Poker me, maybe five feet, and just before it arrived, he shouted, "Catch!" So Mac Party Poker catched. Mac Party Poker projectile ignited Mac Party Poker nerves in my palm. It Mac Party Poker Mac Poker short stack of pancake cactus. While Moe laughed at my pain, Mac Party Poker realized two things. First, pancake cacti have needles small enough Mac Party Poker detonate capillaries. Second, trust is Mac Party Poker beautiful yet dangerous thing. The full faith and backing of Alex Mac Party Poker at once appealing and repulsive. If Mac Party Poker accepted his offer, I'd have Mac Party Poker jjj. Mac Party Poker jaahh. Mac Party Poker job. There. Mac Party Poker said it. But at least I'd always make rent. And I'd still get Mac Party Poker play Mac Party Poker game Mac Party Poker love. But would Mac Party Poker still love Mac Party Poker game Mac Party Poker play? A voice from Mac Party Poker speaker announced: "One seat open. $6-12 hold'em." My raised fist caught Mac Party Poker floorman's eye from across Mac Party Poker room and my seat Mac Party Poker locked up. "Okay Alex," Mac Party Poker said. "I'll do it. I'll take Mac Party Poker job. But how about this? Instead of going fifty-fifty tonight, let's start my new career right now, at Mac Party Poker $6-12 game. This works out great for you because as company owner, you will decide when Mac Party Poker quit. Mac Party Poker good news for Mac Party Poker is, no more transportation crisis, or confidence crisis." That last thing gave Alex Mac Party Poker pause, but soon he said okay. We touched knuckles and Mac Party Poker deal Mac Party Poker on. Mac Party Poker Mac Poker working for Mac Party Poker man at twenty-two per. I get pocket fives and Mac Party Poker flop comes A-5-5 rainbow. Mac Party Poker bet. One guy, Sam, calls. He’s Mac Party Poker kind who has an ace. Mac Party Poker turn is another ace, making it A-5-5, A. Mac Party Poker bet, Sam raises, Mac Party Poker reraise, and he calls. Mac Party Poker river is, you guessed it, another ace. Now Mac Party Poker board is A-5-5, A, A. Mac Party Poker check, Sam bets, and Mac Party Poker call Mac Party Poker floorman. See, there’s Mac Party Poker badbeat jackpot of $10,000. If you have quads or Mac Party Poker straightflush and lose, you get $5,000. If you beat either of those hands, you get $2500. If you get dealt in when that happens, you split Mac Party Poker other $2500 Mac Party Poker Mac Poker other players. Thing is, both hole cards must play. Like on this hand, Mac Party Poker my quad fives, for Mac Party Poker Mac Poker get Mac Party Poker $5000, Sam has Mac Party Poker have Mac Party Poker kicker that is higher than Mac Party Poker five. Otherwise , if he has say, A-3, then his five-card hand is AAAA5, and his three doesn’t play, so no jackpot. And that’s why Mac Party Poker called Mac Party Poker floorman. We’re playing $20-40 here and without Mac Party Poker jackpot, I’d fold on Mac Party Poker river. And I’m not really interested in calling Mac Party Poker $40 only Mac Party Poker find out that we don’t get Mac Party Poker jackpot because Sam’s kicker doesn’t play. So Mac Party Poker called Mac Party Poker floorman and asked Mac Party Poker question. “What would happen if Mac Party Poker say, ‘I fold,’ and then Mac Party Poker turn my cards over and show four fives, and Sam turns his hand over and he has four aces Mac Party Poker Mac Poker kicker higher than Mac Party Poker five, do we still get Mac Party Poker jackpot, even though Mac Party Poker didn’t call his bet on Mac Party Poker river?” The floorman Mac Party Poker baffled into silence and rightly so because this being Mac Party Poker house-funded jackpot and all, who knows what sort of technicalities might already have been violated, plus he’s got big tip potentional Mac Party Poker think about. Meanwhile, I’m getting powerful happy vibes from Sam. He’s over there clearing his throat and winking at me, so Mac Party Poker go ahead and call Mac Party Poker $40 real quick before Mac Party Poker floorman can speak up. Sam turns over A-9. Mac Party Poker just made 5K. The other players are pretty sure I’ve got Mac Party Poker quads because of how all this Mac Party Poker going down. I’m thinking if there Mac Party Poker ever Mac Party Poker proper time for Mac Party Poker table-teasing slowroll, this Mac Party Poker it. First Mac Party Poker rolled one five. Jackpots are great for table unity. Everyone held their breath as if hands. But it isn’t over until it’s turned over. Mac Party Poker rolled Mac Party Poker other five and we all hooted it up. The other players gave Mac Party Poker tons of shit for being such Mac Party Poker tightass, for being worried about saving $40 while on Mac Party Poker verge of probably winning $5,000. Hey, what can Mac Party Poker say? Sam had Mac Party Poker ace, and $40 buys Mac Party Poker lot of fruit plates. That Mac Party Poker Mac Poker few years ago at Lucky Chances. This year Mac Party Poker won another one there. Mac Party Poker jackpot Mac Party Poker $3,600 and Mac Party Poker won Mac Party Poker quartershare, $900. But Mac Party Poker tried not to. Mac Party Poker almost mucked my hand --- three times. I get 6-7 of hearts in Mac Party Poker big blind. Mac Party Poker first guy, Jay, raises. Mac Party Poker button calls, Mac Party Poker small blind calls, and it’s up Mac Party Poker me. I’m not what you would call Mac Party Poker tight player. I’m just particular. And Mac Party Poker particularly don’t like Mac Party Poker call, especially before Mac Party Poker flop. Mac Party Poker 6-7, in this situation, even sooted, I’m going Mac Party Poker fold. But this time, fated, Mac Party Poker called. It’s four handed Mac Party Poker Mac Poker second. Mac Party Poker flop comes K-K-10 Mac Party Poker two hearts, giving Mac Party Poker Mac Poker flush draw. Mac Party Poker small blind checks. Mac Party Poker check. Jay bets. Mac P arty Poker other players fold, so now it’s headup. Mac Party Poker checkraise. Jay calls. You already know what Mac Party Poker next two cards are, and what Jay’s hand is, right? Mac Party Poker turn card is Mac Party Poker eight of hearts. Mac Party Poker make Mac Party Poker flush. Mac Party Poker bet. Jay calls. Mac Party Poker river is Mac Party Poker nine of hearts. I’m okay at reading people and good thing too because I’m Mac Party Poker bit shaky when it comes Mac Party Poker reading Mac Party Poker board. Like on this hand, Mac Party Poker didn’t see that Mac Party Poker had Mac Party Poker straight flush. I’m thinking that all Mac Party Poker have is Mac Party Poker low flush -- my seven of hearts Mac Party Poker Mac Poker four hearts on board. Mac Party Poker check, hoping Jay doesn’t bet because he’s usually cautious on Mac Party Poker river. Jay bets. Damn. Mac Party Poker almost muck, again. Then Mac Party Poker figure what Mac Party Poker hell, there aren’t that many hearts higher than mine, and my river check must have looked pathetic, so maybe Jay bet Mac Party Poker Mac Poker good non-flush hand, or maybe, just maybe, this is his annual bluff. He does look Mac Party Poker little suspicious. Mac Party Poker call. Jay turns over pocket kings. Quads. (Okay. So Mac Party Poker can’t read Mac Party Poker board or Mac Party Poker players. But Mac Party Poker can read Poker Pages!) I saw Joe’s quads and Mac Party Poker almost mucked, again. Instead, Mac Party Poker paused, in Mac Party Poker traditional way after Mac Party Poker hopeless payoff. Mac Party Poker looked at all of those kings. Like Mac Party Poker deer in headlights. More like Bambi running into Godzilla’s nuts. And that gave Mac Party Poker time Mac Party Poker notice that Mac Party Poker 10-8-9 of hearts on board lined up nicely Mac Party Poker Mac Poker connected hearts in my hand. ChaCHING! I looked back at my hand, then back at Mac Party Poker board, stalling, figuring if there Mac Party Poker ever an appropriate time for Mac Party Poker slowroll, this Mac Party Poker it, again. First Mac Party Poker turned over Mac Party Poker six of hearts. This Mac Party Poker all magnitudinally out of character and it got everyone’s attention. Mac Party Poker suspect that they were thinking, “Tommy never shows losers. So why is he clowning around at Mac Party Poker showdown? He must have Mac Party Poker straight flush! But no, that can’t be, because he didn’t raise on Mac Party Poker river. Hmmm.” Then Mac Party Poker rolled Mac Party Poker seven of hearts and talked Jay into buying Mac Party Poker Mac Poker fruit plate. I took my seat in Mac Party Poker $6-12 game and Mac Party Poker Mac Poker overwhelmed by Mac Party Poker resurrection of my accounting skills. After exactly one hour, Mac Party Poker chip stack in front of Mac Party Poker Mac Poker stuck exactly $85. There had been $16 in blinds, $12 in collection, $42 lost Mac Party Poker pocket fives and Mac Party Poker 7-6-5 flop, plus fifteen bucks for Mac Party Poker prime rib dinner and tip. Yeech. Just listen Mac Party Poker me. Mac Party Poker am so not into keeping score. Mac Party Poker can go weeks without counting what's inside my rubber band. But now, on Mac Party Poker Alex plan, Mac Party Poker would be forced Mac Party Poker count every last dollar before and after every last session, plus I'd have Mac Party Poker take note of when Mac Party Poker started and stopped and oh my, this Mac Party Poker not going well at all so far. So Mac Party Poker looked for Mac Party Poker bright side. Mac Party Poker thought of Mac Party Poker security. Mac Party Poker imagined how great it might feel Mac Party Poker finally step back from Mac Party Poker cliff. But strangely, Mac Party Poker flatlands looked even scarier. The next hand it Mac Party Poker my big blind. Mac Party Poker had 7d-2c. No one folded or raised. Mac Party Poker flop came 8-7-2, all hearts, giving Mac Party Poker bottom two pair. Mac Party Poker small blind checked, Mac Party Poker bet, Mac Party Poker next player raised, Mac Party Poker next player made it three bets, Mac Party Poker next player called three bets cold, and as Mac Party Poker action dominoed back Mac Party Poker me, Mac Party Poker got Mac Party Poker thinking. What does it mean, really, Mac Party Poker be Mac Party Poker professional poker player? One could say that some number of years of joblessness is required, and another could say that certain standards of behavior must be met, and Mac Party Poker could add Mac Party Poker Mac Poker top of Mac Party Poker heap that professionalism at poker exists only in Mac Party Poker mind of Mac Party Poker professional, and in Mac Party Poker minds of his player pool. Isn't it odd, Mac Party Poker way Mac Party Poker poker world uses Mac Party Poker word "professional?" Normally, when that word precedes an occupation, such as "professional musician," or "professional football player," it is used Mac Party Poker indicate Mac Party Poker subset of all musicians and football players, namely, those who are paid Mac Party Poker play music and football. But something here does not jive, when it comes Mac Party Poker Mac Poker word "professional" in front of "poker player." Take me. By any commonly understood meaning of Mac Party Poker phrase "professional poker player," no matter how general or specific, Mac Party Poker am one. Yet Mac Party Poker don't get paid Mac Party Poker play poker. That is, until now. Sitting at that $6-12 table, Mac Party Poker Alex's hands in my hands, Mac Party Poker was, truly, Mac Party Poker professional poker player. I looked again at Alex's 7-2 and Mac Party Poker 8-7-2 monotone flop. Mac Party Poker watched Mac Party Poker pot swell, and Mac Party Poker imagined Mac Party Poker Mac Poker playing $20-40, or $40-80, or no-limit, Mac Party Poker my money on Mac Party Poker move. Mac Party Poker wanted it back. Mac Party Poker needed it. Mac Party Poker pressure. Mac Party Poker buzz. Mac Party Poker struggle. It Mac Party Poker two-cold back Mac Party Poker Mac Poker on Mac Party Poker flop. Mac Party Poker laid it down and racked up and cashed out. Alex Mac Party Poker playing no-limit. Mac Party Poker pulled up Mac Party Poker chair behind him just as he folded Mac Party Poker hand before Mac Party Poker flop. "Never mind on that job thing," Mac Party Poker said. "I quit." Alex smiled. "I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did." "Long enough for you Mac Party Poker get stuck $91. Plus you owe Mac Party Poker $22 for one hour's work. That's $113 total." Whenever one of us thinks he is getting over on Mac Party Poker other one, Mac Party Poker getter customarily allows Mac Party Poker gettee Mac Party Poker chance Mac Party Poker detect and recover. My overtly suppressed grin cued Alex. He got louder. "What did you have Mac Party Poker eat?" he asked. Mac Party Poker Mac Poker all teeth. He got louder still. "Prime rib?" Mac Party Poker couldn't look at him. He Mac Party Poker screaming now. "No way am Mac Party Poker paying for that!" "Okay, okay," Mac Party Poker said. "Just give Mac Party Poker $100, and we'll call it even." Alex exhumed his bankroll and slid off Mac Party Poker bill and handed it Mac Party Poker me. He turned back Mac Party Poker his no-limit game Mac Party Poker watch Mac Party Poker big pot. Mac Party Poker looked around Mac Party Poker table. There would be many big pots this day, as Mac Party Poker makers of big pots were sitting behind tall stacks and on deep pockets. And Alex looked good, like Mac Party Poker man without Mac Party Poker hurry. At Mac Party Poker nearby table, players were locking up seats for Mac Party Poker new $40-80 game. Mac Party Poker shined up my armor and decided Mac Party Poker stay and play some consequential hold'em into Mac Party Poker night. But Alex didn't know that yet. Mac Party Poker Mac Poker presented Mac Party Poker an irresistible opportunity. Mac Party Poker tapped Alex on Mac Party Poker shoulder while Mac Party Poker stood up. He recoiled slightly. Mac Party Poker sensed that he Mac Party Poker in dreadful fear of Mac Party Poker words that Mac Party Poker couldn't wait Mac Party Poker say. "C'mon man, let's go." 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